- Sun, 16:50: What Choo tawkin 'bout Willis? http://t.co/SHK8GwCk
- Sun, 21:57: 2 words that makes virtually every man grin: Anal Sex! As in yes, she'll do it. LOL!
- Sun, 22:17: Yeah, we're smoking in Austin! :-P http://t.co/x617Fkgv
- Mon, 00:33: I am sitting here with someone that has NEVER seen The Princess Bride! I KNOW!
- Sun, 10:25: I'm at Daft Punk is Playing at My House (Austin, Tx) http://t.co/dcPyo8Zz
- Sat, 00:31: Baby on Board http://t.co/uyMJrxHi @GetGlue @ModernFam
- Sat, 01:09: Beautiful episode! http://t.co/HiiFqeGR @GetGlue @ModernFam
- Sat, 01:16: The Motherload http://t.co/YxNBQkZk @GetGlue @SuburgatoryABC
- Sat, 01:48: The Countdown Reflection http://t.co/UfAoryvE @GetGlue @BigBang_CBS
- Sat, 01:48: I'm a Superfan of The Big Bang Theory on @GetGlue http://t.co/OFE6uGcL
- Sat, 02:52: Digital Estate Planning http://t.co/CsVszQ7A @GetGlue @nbccommunity
- Sat, 07:31: You can't blame me! The TV was on, the air was moving! It was deafening! #eowyn_says @eowyn
- Thu, 00:34: Christians: Finding a way to hide behind their book of dogma to promote hate & defend their ignorance for over 2000 years
- Thu, 10:31: RT @texasbrews: We're pretty excited about @RevolverBrewing getting going. Our story on their progress thus far: http://t.co/FRmfA7Gw
- Wed, 00:37: You know what makes everything look bigger? Size.
- Wed, 11:16: I resolve to speak the rest of the day in '60s sitcoms, complete with laugh-track. If only in my mind.
- Sun, 23:14: Mick Jagger! http://t.co/9PxSloB6 @GetGlue @NBCSNL
- Sat, 18:01: I just unlocked the "Monkey Bars" badge on @foursquare! 1-2-3 not it! http://t.co/hQGpaeoS
- Fri, 14:32: SwampThing, I think I love you! http://t.co/Qh0ssjzm
- Fri, 15:19: Dessert! http://t.co/0pwV9chj
- Sat, 09:55: Toy Whorey http://t.co/EKiH4MrC @GetGlue @AmericanDadFOX
- Fri, 01:34: I'm watching Shark Tank (29 others checked-in) http://t.co/PFmT5zVY @GetGlue @TheSharkTankABC
- Fri, 01:36: Square One http://t.co/oBMAy0Lh @GetGlue @CougarTownABC
- Fri, 10:26: Toy Whorey http://t.co/EKiH4MrC @GetGlue @AmericanDadFOX
- Wed, 14:36: Holding On http://t.co/KPqQb9pw @GetGlue @HOUSEonFOX
- Wed, 15:35: You know, I've been listening to my station quite a lot recently, and you know, it fucking ROCKS!
- Wed, 17:21: "When 2 people love each other..." Use to never believe that in any shape or form. Then you see what love really is, & your world changes.
- Wed, 22:13: I'm a Superfan of House on @GetGlue http://t.co/OFEb2gdF
- Wed, 23:01: I'm watching Veep (43 others checked-in) http://t.co/Jx241Ccv @GetGlue #Veep
- Wed, 23:04: Tea Peter http://t.co/MGX0Pyv8 @GetGlue @FamilyGuyonFOX
- Thu, 11:19: Toy Whorey http://t.co/EKiH4MrC @GetGlue @AmericanDadFOX
- Thu, 11:32: Why can't "people of faith" have their FAITH as opposed to judging people? If you believe the bible, isn't that what you're supposed to do?
- Tue, 18:50: Fully encompasses my current mind set. Hell, pretty much my permanent mind set. :p http://t.co/v7G5RpzJ
- Tue, 20:04: How scammers can steal your credit card information at the gas pump - CBS News http://t.co/ZmOvYcqT
- Tue, 20:05: Is there any end to the lunacy of these nut-jobs? http://t.co/2ZlMoky3
- Tue, 23:11: UN-Officially. Officially, they still want to build new prisons on the dead bones of pot smokers. http://t.co/WqRdAGHB
- Wed, 00:18: Holding On http://t.co/KPqQb9pw @GetGlue @HOUSEonFOX
- Wed, 00:18: I unlocked the House Series Finale Countdown: 5 Days sticker on @GetGlue! http://t.co/hEzIoUrk
- Mon, 16:30: Curriculum Unavailable http://t.co/CsVx7q8u @GetGlue @nbccommunity
- Mon, 18:25: The Return of Avery Jessup http://t.co/cQtfYvMo @GetGlue @nbc30rock
- Mon, 18:25: I'm a Superfan of 30 Rock on @GetGlue http://t.co/OFEb2gdF
- Mon, 23:23: Win, Lose or Draw http://t.co/Br2hJ05p @GetGlue @parksandrecnbc
- Tue, 00:11: Ned N' Edna's http://t.co/P1oi9z1g @GetGlue #thesimpsons
- Sun, 21:55: I'm watching House (2103 others checked-in) http://t.co/SUXu2aAN @GetGlue @HOUSEonFOX
- Sun, 21:55: I unlocked the House Series Finale Countdown: 8 Days sticker on @GetGlue! http://t.co/KwP0hntc
- Sun, 21:56: I'm watching Suburgatory (41 others checked-in) http://t.co/GwSYBWJ1 @GetGlue @SuburgatoryABC
- Sun, 21:58: Will Farrell http://t.co/4CU6YMe5 @GetGlue @NBCSNL
- Sun, 21:59: I'm watching Modern Family (127 others checked-in) http://t.co/xq5KLWJG @GetGlue @ModernFam
- Sun, 22:02: A Land Without Magic http://t.co/MAZRcIbh @GetGlue @OnceABC
- Fri, 16:44: Daddy & Ally first trip to Fry's together. You can tell she's reigning in her excitement.
- Fri, 16:46: Daddy & Ally first trip to Fry's together. You can tell she's reigning in her excitement http://t.co/WnmIQSbT
- Wed, 13:14: If you try to present something as FACT & your ONLY point of reference is "saw on TV", don't expect to be taken seriously.
- Wed, 13:41: Holy crap! First Circle K I've seen Austin area in awhile! http://t.co/mkjfXont
- Wed, 23:38: Please sign this! Fight ignorance, intolerance, hatred & bigotry whenever you can:... http://t.co/JGC5X5x7
- Tue, 13:56: I LOVE running into old friends at #bbrovers
- Tue, 14:45: So, have you ever gone to sneeze & almost choked from the drainage & phlegm? I just did. Yech!
- Tue, 15:04: The Spy Who Learned Me http://t.co/P1oi9z1g @GetGlue #thesimpsons
- Tue, 22:09: Justice http://t.co/bPBW7p9J @GetGlue @Revenge
- Tue, 23:33: Absolution http://t.co/aYuG84QO @GetGlue @Revenge
- Tue, 23:44: 50 Liberal Quotes Which Americans Should Remember http://t.co/7HVh9UAn
- Wed, 01:29: Leggo My Meg-O http://t.co/YybgbTaN @GetGlue @FamilyGuyonFOX
- Wed, 09:59: http://t.co/f9QQFPYx
- Mon, 19:53: RT @andydick: Barbie really squirts! http://t.co/ef0Ibz6d
- Mon, 19:57: RT @DanaJGould: I dream of a day when terrorists no longer threaten the innocent, and "underwear bomb" goes back to meaning a big shit i ...
- Mon, 19:59: “@OMGFactsSex: 3% of woman plan household chores during sex.” So, what are the other 97% planning?
- Mon, 20:00: “@digg: Female Breasts Are Bigger Than Ever, But Under Threat http://t.co/rqp7nDeK” This story makes a boob of the author. :p
- Mon, 21:48: RT @verge: How HTML5 could beat out apps as the future of magazines http://t.co/BxY9PyS6
- Mon, 22:18: "When I close my eyes, it's only you I'm thinkin' of. " - Guy Forsyth
- Mon, 22:59: I'm watching Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis (19 others checked-in) http://t.co/KbyaGwbi @GetGlue #btwn2ferns
- Mon, 23:22: I'm watching The Comedy Awards (35 others checked-in) http://t.co/qD9qOXOa @GetGlue @ComedyCentral
- Tue, 10:31: I just unlocked the "Century Club" badge for checking in at the same place over 100 days! http://t.co/oLVYULyJ
- Tue, 11:39: Aw, how sad! Another great author gone. http://t.co/InGaLBBM
Let's be honest. You can't plan to fall in love. Falling in love always deviates from the plan. You have your life plan. Your direction set. A path defined. Then, something happens. Someone comes along. Adding to and making modifications to that plan. We become different people. I defy you to name me one person since the beginning of time, that has not made a fool out of themselves at some point, over love. It changes us, it changes our lives.
Love deviates from the plan. It's a mistake. When it's the right person, it's the most beautiful mistake you'll ever be happy you made.
Especially when your close your eyes.
- Sun, 12:46: And the newest reigning queen for worst lip sync performance on SNL is ... RIHANNA! Man, that was bad! http://t.co/xi1p4kSf @GetGlue
- Sun, 17:12: Stag Convergence http://t.co/UfAsZ8wy @GetGlue @BigBang_CBS
- Sun, 19:43: Money Becomes King http://t.co/qiMzqNp5 @GetGlue @CougarTownABC
- Sun, 20:21: Cartman Finds Love http://t.co/6XQgGXw4 @GetGlue @SouthPark
- Sun, 20:21: I'm a Fan of South Park on @GetGlue http://t.co/NY7NnVcn
- Sun, 21:47: Live From Studio 6H http://t.co/CIbveZEr @GetGlue @nbc30rock
- Sun, 22:11: The live show was a truly AMAZING half hour of television! What a fantastic cast & crew! http://t.co/8y7ORvGl @GetGlue @nbc30rock
- Sun, 23:10: Fundraiser http://t.co/vmT72EbI @GetGlue @theofficenbc
- Sun, 23:10: I'm a Superfan of The Office on @GetGlue http://t.co/OFEb2gdF
- Sun, 23:47: An Apple Red As Blood http://t.co/1KldW3g4 @GetGlue @OnceABC
- Sat, 18:32: I'm watching Shark Tank (20 others checked-in) http://t.co/PFmT5zVY @GetGlue @TheSharkTankABC
- Sat, 18:39: Still trying to find something redeeming about this show. I've SOOO wanted to like this show. It's just not cutting ... http://t.co/R1KIiRZ6
- Sun, 00:49: Man, thunder, lightening, rain... Come on & more of it!
- Sun, 10:24: Basic Lupine Urology Missed this episode on the DVR, backtracking! http://t.co/CsVx7q8u @GetGlue @nbccommunity
- Sun, 11:54: Eli Manning http://t.co/9PxSloB6 @GetGlue @NBCSNL
- Sun, 11:54: I'm a Superfan of Saturday Night Live on @GetGlue http://t.co/OFEb2gdF
- Sat, 00:35: OMG! This is not going to end well . http://t.co/YqmqKqpS Aw... FUCK it!
- Sat, 02:07: FYI, I have some of the greatest friends IN THE WORLD!
- Sat, 03:00: "Music is the BEST!" - Frank Zappa. He was so solely, succinctly & completely totally fucking right.
- Fri, 02:35: The C Word http://t.co/KPqQb9pw @GetGlue @HOUSEonFOX
- Fri, 02:38: Planes, Trains & Cars http://t.co/uyMNZ7Qs @GetGlue @ModernFam
- Fri, 02:41: Course Listing Not Available http://t.co/CsVx7q8u @GetGlue @nbccommunity
- Fri, 10:42: Yeah, how many times has THAT excuse been used? LOL, http://t.co/Sk8WjXJR
- Wed, 13:05: http://t.co/7y2isTTH
- Wed, 15:50: Really good movie! http://t.co/8dBTfkzp @GetGlue #Hanna
- Thu, 02:08: Just another reason why I LOVE my city!!! Yes, we are JUST that AWESOME, & Alamo Drafthouse definitely leads the... http://t.co/hJe2nf5W
- Tue, 10:11: Fucking Christians! Always think they know what's best for EVERYONE, when 90% of the time, they don't know what's best for THEMSELVES!
- Mon, 00:06: The Female Stewie http://t.co/MGX0Pyv8 @GetGlue @FamilyGuyonFOX
- Mon, 00:06: I unlocked the Family Guy Season 9 Fan sticker on @GetGlue! http://t.co/gDsIOcyn
- Mon, 00:10: The Stranger http://t.co/1KldW3g4 @GetGlue @OnceABC
- Mon, 07:53: Frozen Yoghurt http://t.co/R2lBEqg7 @GetGlue #Veep
- Sat, 18:17: Post Eeyore's snack. http://t.co/EyxjubLl
- Sun, 01:34: I'm watching House (78 others checked-in) http://t.co/KPqQb9pw @GetGlue @HOUSEonFOX
- Sun, 01:38: I'm watching Katy Brand's Big Ass Show (613 others checked-in) http://t.co/wfbM7BAR @GetGlue #KatyBrandsBigAssShow
- Sun, 01:38: I unlocked the Katy Brand sticker on @GetGlue! http://t.co/VTIGpdpr
- Sun, 08:41: Renee E. Babcock Figured you'd appreciate this. :) http://t.co/ltDMH9Bt
- Sun, 08:43: http://t.co/2N5juoL1
- Sun, 08:44: http://t.co/0TT56Ufh
- Sun, 09:02: http://t.co/8y98rrGQ
- Sun, 09:02: http://t.co/91LLWK44
- Sun, 09:02: http://t.co/cQXCqLYQ
- Fri, 21:54: "That's a good sugar rim job!" (CLAIMS reference is to the margarita. LOL!) #eowyn_says @eowyn
- Fri, 22:31: Yes, it IS that delicious! http://t.co/wSLV9qNr
- Sat, 11:42: Ready for Eeyore's Birthday Party! Happy birfday Eeyore! http://t.co/w8t8VVQz
- Tue, 17:15: Ray Bailey's new CD is a must have!
- Tue, 20:21: Delicious bruschetta! http://t.co/nhd71dp3
- Mon, 21:54: Body & Soul http://t.co/SUXu2aAN @GetGlue @HOUSEonFOX
- Sun, 23:08: Original pilot re-air as part of the FOX Anniversary Celebration. Originally aired 04/05/1987 http://t.co/vgfJLJJx @GetGlue
- Sun, 23:26: I unlocked the Once Upon a Time: The Return sticker on @GetGlue! http://t.co/PNn4y6OD
- Mon, 00:40: Excellent episode! It Is ON! http://t.co/CWBq1W0c @GetGlue @OnceABC
- Mon, 00:47: Been greatly anticipating this show! Hope it turns out to be as great as previews suggest. http://t.co/R2lBEqg7 @GetGlue #Veep
- Mon, 01:38: Always classic... Always great... Always on the mark! http://t.co/CP82UcTM
- Mon, 02:40: Wasn't horrible. Wasn't a blockbuster. Great cast, some really good moments. Episode seemed a little disconnected. T... http://t.co/jAjEJG1M
- Mon, 02:42: Vagina Panic http://t.co/LMnR2PDn @GetGlue #Girls
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